I need to do some real work.

“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”

“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”

Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.

Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen

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sonteen12:

Ok, Tumblr. You win.

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lucy-vanpelt:

Amon: We’re gonna name this event one thing, and one thing only: “The Revelation”.
Lieutenant: I don’t even know what that means.
Amon: No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative!
Lieutenant: No it’s not—
Amon: IT GETS THE PEOPLE GOING!

#bend so hard equalists wanna fine me 

#but first equalists gotta find me 

#what’s chi blockers to a motherfucker like me can you please remind me? 

#bend so hard this shit crazy 

#y’all don’t know that don’t shit faze me 

#fire ferrets could go 0-3 and i’d look at you like this shit gravy

THOSE TAGS!!!!

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ppworkspace:

SHINee - Sherlock(Cule+Note) [x]

kazujun:

Nino as Crowley from Good Omens!! Alternatively, just Nino with wings. And I don’t know how to do background okay. More to follow!

For Pickyfingers! I hope you like!

reapersun:

i’m basically in love with jemaine’s face okay

is this comic even legible

edit: if you can’t get it to blow up via the image link then try going directly to my blog and clicking the image, high res links via dashboard don’t always work right for some reason ;-;

Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts. The first part is called “The Pledge”. The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man. He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal. But of course… it probably isn’t. The second act is called “The Turn”. The magician takes the ordinary something and makes it do something extraordinary. Now you’re looking for the secret… but you won’t find it, because of course you’re not really looking. You don’t really want to know. You want to be fooled. But you wouldn’t clap yet. Because making something disappear isn’t enough; you have to bring it back. That’s why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call “The Prestige.”

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kazujun:

The shortest friend he could find. For pickyfingers <3

YOU CAN’T SEE ME BUT I’M UGLY SOBBING ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD AND CLAWING DESPERATELY AT MY LAPTOP SCREEN. WHY ARE YOU SO GREAT!!!!!!!!!!! UGGHGHGHHH

blanketforyourshock:

megaloo:

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berunagirldiaries:

blanketforyourshock:

Now, the story of a story of a consulting detective in need of a flatmate and the one ex-army doctor who has to keep it all together. It’s the Sherlock Development.

OMG EVERYTIME MORIARTY GOES ONSCREEN THEY SHOULD PLAY “THE FINAL COUNTDOWN.” JUST SAYING BLKT.

OH JESUS THAT IS PERFECT.

HE SHOULD DANCE TOO AND PRODUCE THUMB DRIVES FROM HIS SLEEVES.

“Yeah, like I’m going to get semtex all over this $3,000 Westwood! COME ON!”

Reblogging again because that comment is brilliant and I want it in my blog.

blanketforyourshock:

citrusmalicious:

albotas:

The Royal Dragonbaums

Dragonball Z gets mashed up with The Royal Tenebaums in this poster design by Luke Denby.

oh my god tito piccolo why

What fresh perfection is this.